Bring on Applet 2.0

Remember the good old days of Web 1.0? There was no Myspace, Blogspot or Wikipedia at that time, but there was Angelfire, Geocities and a large number of student pages in university websites hosting tons of information. They were the ones who made Internet what it is today. Each “webmaster” as they were called those days would display his or her best creative work. It was a world of mostly static web-pages with animated gifs, cheesy backgrounds and low resolution images with liberal use of “Under Construction” banners. Then came Java.

When Java arrived, the term Java and Applet seemed interchangeable and for some time it seemed Java was only meant for creating cool applets to be hosted in browser, pretty much where Flex/Flash is today. In fact applet is what made Java a household name to begin with. Very soon a number of interesting applets sprouted up, adding the right amount of dynamism to the colorful websites. There were a number of scientific applets demonstrating algorithms, evolution, etc. Then there were chat applets popularized by the so called “portals”. Then there were applets with scrolling news (kind of like mashups of today’s world) and applets to do some special jazzy graphics effects on images. At one point Applets were everywhere. I don’t know when it really started, but over the years applet started phasing out from the web and actually many developers now consider them a no-no for web-pages. So what happened? How did applet lose it’s lustre?

Who killed Applet 1.0?

Microsoft

By keeping on bundling an antiquated version of JVM with Internet Explorer. This version wouldn’t run any applet developed with latest java version - no swing, no collections. This is a big handicap for developers. If Microsoft had stopped shipping it’s JVM, more people would have downloaded the latest Sun plug-ins, thus keeping their browser’s up-to-date. Look at Flash, how come most people have the latest version?

Sun

The one thing Sun should have tried in it’s ever popular battles with Microsoft should have been to stop them from shipping that JVM, instead they fought for the opposite which IMO was really stupid. Sun also didn’t make much attempt in tying up with Dell and other PC manufacturers to bundle the latest Sun Java plug-in. Meanwhile, Sun’s focus shifted from Applets to enterprise server side computing - EJB, JMS, and what not. I think the plug-ins were not very well thought out and particularly didn’t handle first time install in a user friendly manner. Not to mention the huge size of the install, breaking backward compatibility and popping up meaningless error messages. In an environment where many desktop apps are moving to web and Google Docs, Maps YouTube, and Meebo are catching up like wild fire, Sun is going to regret it. Flash and AJAX are miles ahead in user adoption (not technology). Also the security folks in Sun went overboard and introduced self-defeating sandbox rules and crazy messages like “Warning Applet Window” and all other assorted security messages that do nothing but scare the users more than mortgage refinance and on-line casino pop-up ads.

Developers

Developers didn’t make it any easier by writing apps that started breaking with newer JVMs, and not taking the time to fix the apps. Also many of these apps were not smart enough to guide the users to install the plug-in when it was not pre-installed in the browser.

System Administrators

Believe it or not, many companies still mandate the use of Microsoft JVM in IE and make it impossible for employees to use a plug-in. This makes it difficult for developers to create applets unless they are keen on writing there own Table and Tree component in AWT ;-).

Applet 2.0

Ok, what has happened has happened. As a developer of Java and Swing apps, I know that it is probably the richest development platform available. You can do anything in Java - there’s an API for everything. Java is open source; there are awesome open source IDEs like Eclipse and Netbeans (which is great for Wysiwyg GUI design); thousands of open source utilities are written in Java; Java has a huge developer base. So why not leverage all this and build on it rather than reinventing the wheel with Flex and AJAX. Once you get over the gloss of Flex, you will realize that except for the XML layout, it doesn’t make life any simpler than Swing. And AJAX is really pushing the limits of a scripting language that was put together for simple scripting needs.

So what can be done? To help us get started, Sun JDK 1.6 plugin is significantly better than previous ones and thanks god Microsoft has decided to phase out it’s JVM. Also more people now use broadband thus significantly minimize the bandwidth issues with applet downloads. A few things that comes to my mind (feel free to add):

1. Create a Applet 2.0 showcase

I am going to keep updating this page with links to cool new applets. If you find one or have developed one, let me know. The more cooler applets we create, the more incentives there will be for people to download the plug-in. Also developers can gain more confidence in the viability of applets by looking at the cool pages. The Sun page is good, but IMO overtly downplays the power of applets.

2. Request to sun

Can we compile our code to a single file of some sort (like swf) instead listing out all the jars. This is a good start. Also please carry on the good work you have been doing lately with the plug-in. Please work with the PC and browser makers to always bundle the latest-plugins and have a means for automatic updates. Make swing prettier out of the box, and please remove the unnecessary messages like “Warning Applet Window”. Also let’s have XUL and please don’t hype up something like Java FX that any developer can see through and know that it is no silver bullet. Guys you have your Silverlight/Flash in Applets, so just build on that.

I do sincerely hope that when desktop like applications are getting more and more prominent in web, the technology that started it all doesn’t fall behind for no good reason. Heck, Java had a JMF video player back in 1997. So why is it that everyone is going ga ga over the Flash player that Youtube and others use? So c’mon people, let’s bring on the Applet 2.0 revolution.

Google Announces Music Player

From the moment I received a call from Viral Marketman, Google’s product marketing manager, I was frantically contemplating what the secret press conference is about. Today I was blindfolded and taken to a top secret location where the announcement was made. Folks, hold your breath - Google has released Google Listen (Beta), a music player that will directly compete with IPod!

 

“Today, we have taken another big step towards organizing the world’s information,” said Google CEO Eric Schmidt in front of a choosen audience of 1000 press reporters. When asked about how Google is going to provide content for the new player, Eric said “We are in the process of converting all the music in the world into gmp3, Google’s new music compression format”. “gmp3 will make it extremely easy for listeners to find music of their taste,” Eric added.

Google plans to make all the songs freely downloadable. “We believe that obscurity, not record sales, is the no. 1 problem faced by artists today. By making the songs freely accessible, we are doing a great service to the artists,” Google’s Founder Larry Page responded when a few reporters raised copyright concerns. “This is a perfect example of fair use as per the US Copyright Laws”, said David Drummond, Google’s Attorney. “Artists always have the option to opt-out using our simple five page form,” Larry added. Artists who don’t see their music in Google’s database can upload their songs using the soon to be released Google Base.

Google Listen (Beta) will be available by invitation only. Interested users can initiate the invitation process by giving out their own cell phone number, and the cell phone numbers of five friends. “We have carefully installed a invitation process to keep pirates away from our gmp3 music files,” said Sergy Brin, Google’s other founder. After giving the cell phone numbers , users will be required to send in a home video of themselves dancing to and singing “I Love Google”. By doing this, the users give Google the right to display the videos in Google Video. Meanwhile, a Ebay user named GoogleRepresentative has started auctioning invitations.

Omid Kordestani, Google’s Senior Vice President of Global Sales and Business Development, explained the business model behind Google Listen (Beta). “We will have paid voice advertisements played whenever a user attempts to play a song”. To this, Larry Page added: “The advertisements will only be good advertisements. An antenna installed in each music player will track the location of the user at all times and help us deliver highly targetted ads”. Larry and Omid brushed off questions about privacy.

Google Listen (Beta) is released as a Beta now. “The BETA logo is designed to be peelable by the user, and we will let them know when to peel it off,” explained Sergey. Steve Jobs in a statement to the press welcomed fresh competition from Google. Microsoft’s CEO Steve Ballmer followed with a press release announcing a new music player gadget for Microsoft Live. “We will have a music player for our users by early 2019, and users will be able to download music through Microsoft Live,” he said. He further added: “I also want to take the opportunity to reiterate that I have never thrown a chair in my life”.

Milwaukee Outsources Law Enforcement

With the Iraq occupation drying up resources, the police force is now forced to cut budgets and send more and more of it’s members to Iraq. Milwaukee alone has experienced a 36% increase in crime rate. In a desparate attempt to control crime, the mayor of Milwaukee Kathy Drumbell approaches S Ramdaroga, CEO of Toota Consultancy Services, India’s top outsourcing services outfit:

“Hello Madam, what can I do for you”
“Ramdaroga, Humare state mein dunga fusaad bahut badh gaya hai, humein aapki madad chahiye”
“Parwah Illah Madam, We have highly qualified candidates from prestigious Indian School of Security Servicess - ISSS”
“ISSS? Humne toh yeh naam kabhi suna nahin”
“Err..Don’t worry madam, our people are very well trained and our services are CMM 555 and ISO 420 certified!”
“Bahut acha, Bahut acha, How much is it going to cost?”
“We are very cheap madam, 100 dollars per man hour”
“100 dollars! you kidding me? Hum log to gareeb hain, itney paise nahin dey saktey”
“Okay Okay, 50 dollars a dozen”
“Done”

Venkateswara Murugan is on his first assignment as Assistant Speed Analyst on I-90 in a white Ford Crown Victoria equipped with the latest electronic police gadgets, talking to Amma using the satellite phone.

“Hello Amma, me Ventateswara amma, how are you, are you able to hear me?”
“Yello, Ventkataswara, entiappa, i am able to hear you loud and clear. How are you, how is your new job?”
“Excellent Amma, talking from free phone amma, client has also given me big free car amma - twice the size of ambassador”
“Are you eating well?”
“Yes amma, today Janaki packed me some idli and kondipoddy, and I am drinking some homemade filter coffee rignt now!”

Just then a speeding black Mercedes with steel rims zooms past and makes the radar go crazy.

“One minute Amma…Aiyyo, I just got my driving license in the 4th attempt..I haven’t even seen Niagara falls yet..and if I don’t go for it, they will send me back”

So he pulls himself together and presses on the gas pedal with all his might. His car wriggles like a snake everytime he changes lanes, but, He manages to catch up with the unsuspecting Mercedes which pulls over. Mr Venkat brakes and falls an inch short of hitting the Mercedes. He comes out wiping the sweat on the back of his neck and feeling proud of himself.

“Sir, I think..like..you are like..I mean, basically speeding”
“Yo..check this out man..”, says the driver looking back to his passengers. “Whass going on man? You out of your mind? Take that blue light off your cab Indian”
“No sir, you don’t understand, I am like..you know..”
“So you’re what..mobile seven eleven?”
“I am Officer Venkat sir, can I take a look at your goggles, Sir”
“No kidding man, show me your badge first”
“Here..”
“This is serious man, here you go”
“Ray-ban! What’s it worth?”
“don’t know, some 200 dollars”
“hey hey..200 dollars..that’s 8000 rupees..can I have it?”
“sure keep it man..whatever..we have some grass too..want some?”
“No sir, In our country only cows eat grass..Thank You..come again”

Gather.com sucks, totally

Gather.com came to limelight from nowhere, thanks to Boston Globe and then tech.memeorandum. It is a shame that what stood out was the 7M dollar investment and the 23 people they employed - not the website or the concept itself.

So what is new in Gather.com? Nothing. Boston Globe hailed the advertisement revenue sharing as if it is the greatest invention since the light bulb. In reality, this is a shoddy little plan to make a few bucks from other people’s content. I can always add advertisements to my blogspot or wordpress blog and retain all of the revenue . Not only that, these services also allow me to modify the look of my page any which way I want. Just compare my blogspot blog to my gather profile. The later looks horrible with all the junk on the left and right. There is no easy way to upload images and the WYSIWIG editor they have is lame. One of the buttons in the top of WYSIWIG editor shows the licence given to gather.com by some third-party provider. This shows that even with 7m in investment these guys could not even buy let alone create a decent WYSIWIG wrapper.

It hurts to see how some influential people are able to raise so much money and employ a big team to deliver software without any consideration for the user, and still manage to feature in Boston Globe. At the same time, there are many entrepreneurs writing their heart out through software, giving everything to the end users, and still struggling for acceptance from press and VCs. Well, the world is not a fair place and this is no exception.